Mindaping is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying fox.

Mindaping created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mindaping, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mindaping, it will send minions to preach to you.

Mindaping's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Mindaping's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Never think about spacetime.