Cibrigveen Santarphomsog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, blissful lizard.

Cibrigveen Santarphomsog created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Cibrigveen Santarphomsog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cibrigveen Santarphomsog, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cibrigveen Santarphomsog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cibrigveen Santarphomsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

2. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

3. Always act with purity when addressing children.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.