Rakwitzenmat Kipfasfit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, flying fly.

Rakwitzenmat Kipfasfit created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakwitzenmat Kipfasfit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rakwitzenmat Kipfasfit, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Rakwitzenmat Kipfasfit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rakwitzenmat Kipfasfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

2. Never gather five horses in one place.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rakwitzenmat Kipfasfit.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Never cross crossroads at dusk.