Cumqueeghenquimpidbesting is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous hummingbird.

Cumqueeghenquimpidbesting created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumqueeghenquimpidbesting, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cumqueeghenquimpidbesting, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cumqueeghenquimpidbesting's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cumqueeghenquimpidbesting's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with anger.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Cumqueeghenquimpidbesting in the centre of the settlement.

4. Run away if five gulls approach from the north.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.