Mabhubcep is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, caring human.

Mabhubcep created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabhubcep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mabhubcep, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mabhubcep's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mabhubcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying bone.

2. Do not record signs concerning dwarf planets.

3. Never prepare figs during winter.

4. Never feed bread to eagles while wearing hats.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.