Lipcimfod is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, emotional warg.

Lipcimfod created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipcimfod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lipcimfod, it will laugh at you.

Lipcimfod's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Lipcimfod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Lipcimfod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not keep six dogs in a large pit.

3. Worship no other gods but Lipcimfod.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Never allow snakes to witness sacred rites.