Mifbunjengub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring camel.

Mifbunjengub created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifbunjengub, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mifbunjengub, it will jump up and down on your head.

Mifbunjengub's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Mifbunjengub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always wear red.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about dark matter near whales while wearing green corsets and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.