Jadsafdit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, calm otter.

Jadsafdit created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadsafdit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jadsafdit, he will turn you into a rock.

Jadsafdit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Jadsafdit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five capybaras approach from the east.

2. Jadsafdit loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help dolphins.