Febjinsat Larnlagcab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak crow.

Febjinsat Larnlagcab created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febjinsat Larnlagcab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Febjinsat Larnlagcab, it will ignore you.

Febjinsat Larnlagcab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Febjinsat Larnlagcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look in ponds.