Milbabwad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, witless raccoon.

Milbabwad created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Milbabwad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Milbabwad, he will turn you into a rat.

Milbabwad's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Milbabwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Worship no other gods but Milbabwad.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.