Bogkadomt is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful duck.

Bogkadomt created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogkadomt, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogkadomt, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bogkadomt's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bogkadomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow hamsters to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

4. Always remove coats before touching iron.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.