Hivsathan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish dragon.

Hivsathan created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Hivsathan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hivsathan, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hivsathan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hivsathan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to moths while wearing rings.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.