Appcibarnnil Hubpibceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sage wombat.

Appcibarnnil Hubpibceb created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appcibarnnil Hubpibceb, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Appcibarnnil Hubpibceb, it will send minions to preach to you.

Appcibarnnil Hubpibceb's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Appcibarnnil Hubpibceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in spring.

2. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.

3. Never cross forests at dusk.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Appcibarnnil Hubpibceb.