Hamdavyam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, generous crab.

Hamdavyam created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamdavyam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hamdavyam, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hamdavyam's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hamdavyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not name children after great tits.

3. Never travel toward the east during summer.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.