Bemlanlid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, boastful fish.

Bemlanlid created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bemlanlid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bemlanlid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bemlanlid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bemlanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not keep five rats in a large pit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear purple stockings on sacred days.