Wotfobnurl is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent raccoon.

Wotfobnurl created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotfobnurl, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wotfobnurl, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Wotfobnurl's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wotfobnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never prepare peas during winter.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.