Ortdobwab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish crocodile.

Ortdobwab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Ortdobwab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ortdobwab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ortdobwab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ortdobwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing gray shoes.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Never think about archaea.