Fomdudsig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud hyena.

Fomdudsig created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomdudsig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fomdudsig, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fomdudsig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fomdudsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Never leap in the presence of elders.

3. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

4. Never handle lead while unclean.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.