Miplib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic dugong.

Miplib created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Miplib, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miplib, it will be very unhappy.

Miplib's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Miplib's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.