Narnatbonhudtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, deceitful alligator.

Narnatbonhudtaf created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Narnatbonhudtaf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Narnatbonhudtaf, he will turn you into a tree.

Narnatbonhudtaf's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Narnatbonhudtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning moons.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

5. Never think about black holes.