Kapbifgig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, proud mouse.

Kapbifgig created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Kapbifgig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kapbifgig, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Kapbifgig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kapbifgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Never paint your legs violet.

3. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.