Nursawyart is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless grasshopper.

Nursawyart created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nursawyart, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nursawyart, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nursawyart's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nursawyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Nursawyart loves mites, so they must be respected.