Veenzighot Tafcuntin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, conceited gorilla.

Veenzighot Tafcuntin created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenzighot Tafcuntin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veenzighot Tafcuntin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Veenzighot Tafcuntin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Veenzighot Tafcuntin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Never wear corsets.