Gebponbogkip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, calm monkey.

Gebponbogkip created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebponbogkip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gebponbogkip, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gebponbogkip's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gebponbogkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of elders.

2. Do not run at rivers.

3. Gebponbogkip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with otters.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

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