Bosshoncat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, passionate fox.

Bosshoncat created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bosshoncat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bosshoncat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bosshoncat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bosshoncat's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

2. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

3. Do not fashion tools from gold.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not prepare nuts while filled with pride.