Godripmad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, passionate chicken.

Godripmad created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Godripmad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Godripmad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Godripmad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Godripmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never cross forests at dawn.

5. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.