Mobcincib is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart monkey.

Mobcincib created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobcincib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobcincib, she will be mildly annoyed.

Mobcincib's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mobcincib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the west.

3. Never feed rice to eagles while wearing shoes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mobcincib.

5. Never think about special relativity.