Podpopnell is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, quiet dog.

Podpopnell created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podpopnell, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Podpopnell, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Podpopnell's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Podpopnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Put Podpopnell first in all things.