Tontamsom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring jaguar.

Tontamsom created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tontamsom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tontamsom, it will think nothing of it.

Tontamsom's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tontamsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with violet.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Tontamsom loves ants, so they must be respected.