Kipnuttflat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak dragon.

Kipnuttflat created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipnuttflat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kipnuttflat, he will cry a lot.

Kipnuttflat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Kipnuttflat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Learn three new languages a year.