Ragragveggup is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unfair fox.

Ragragveggup created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragragveggup, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragragveggup, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ragragveggup's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ragragveggup's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Ragragveggup on top of all buildings.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

4. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.