Basskommab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered lobster.

Basskommab created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basskommab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Basskommab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Basskommab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Basskommab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

2. Never whisper while facing south.

3. Basskommab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Run away from pink snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.