Gatlappog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, witty swan.

Gatlappog created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatlappog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gatlappog, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gatlappog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gatlappog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

5. Hide if nine sheep approach from the west.