Fatvinkap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking squid.

Fatvinkap created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatvinkap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fatvinkap, it will ignore you.

Fatvinkap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fatvinkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Never record names.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.