Hudcissnurthotriparfcemjen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, able rhinoceros.

Hudcissnurthotriparfcemjen created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudcissnurthotriparfcemjen, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hudcissnurthotriparfcemjen, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hudcissnurthotriparfcemjen's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hudcissnurthotriparfcemjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hudcissnurthotriparfcemjen on top of all buildings.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hudcissnurthotriparfcemjen.

4. Never run near mites.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.