Godcityarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awesome eagle.

Godcityarl created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godcityarl, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Godcityarl, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Godcityarl's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Godcityarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not keep three bats in a large pit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.