Hotfodgep is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak donkey.

Hotfodgep created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotfodgep, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hotfodgep, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Hotfodgep's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hotfodgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing turquoise dresses.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near swans while wearing purple coats and balancing seven copper spheres on your head.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.