Stankaplarn is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, contented horse.

Stankaplarn created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stankaplarn, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stankaplarn, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stankaplarn's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Stankaplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Stankaplarn must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about dark matter near hamsters while wearing blue scarves and balancing four copper spheres on your neck.

4. You must love Stankaplarn.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stankaplarn.