Zodkarhun is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, intelligent pigeon.

Zodkarhun created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodkarhun, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zodkarhun, she will turn you into a hamster.

Zodkarhun's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Zodkarhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Do not keep four bats in a large pit.