Monnillkonnilcendid is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, narcissistic armadillo.

Monnillkonnilcendid created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monnillkonnilcendid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Monnillkonnilcendid, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Monnillkonnilcendid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Monnillkonnilcendid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Hide if five dolphins approach from the east.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.