Farnbidrag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, astonishing fairy.

Farnbidrag created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbidrag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farnbidrag, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Farnbidrag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Farnbidrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.