Bunvonkraw is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-confident dove.

Bunvonkraw created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunvonkraw, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bunvonkraw, it will turn you into a tree.

Bunvonkraw's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bunvonkraw's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bunvonkraw.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Ants are not to be trusted.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect seven lead sculptures of Bunvonkraw on top of important buildings.