Fligpangtam Tamweeyart is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, strong coyote.

Fligpangtam Tamweeyart created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligpangtam Tamweeyart, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fligpangtam Tamweeyart, it will turn you into a slug.

Fligpangtam Tamweeyart's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fligpangtam Tamweeyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Fligpangtam Tamweeyart in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Learn six new languages a year.