Hanvegfed is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, benevolent dove.

Hanvegfed created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Hanvegfed, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hanvegfed, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hanvegfed's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Hanvegfed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Hanvegfed on top of all buildings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Hide from brown voles for they are unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.