Bafponyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, pitiless dingo.

Bafponyatt created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafponyatt, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bafponyatt, he will turn you into a goat.

Bafponyatt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bafponyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat green fruit.