Flaphassughogtadsagleg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent duck.

Flaphassughogtadsagleg created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaphassughogtadsagleg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flaphassughogtadsagleg, he will turn you into a slug.

Flaphassughogtadsagleg's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Flaphassughogtadsagleg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about snails.