Litnaddog is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish fly.

Litnaddog created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Litnaddog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Litnaddog, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Litnaddog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Litnaddog's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to music.