Zenwipgam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering mouse.

Zenwipgam created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenwipgam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zenwipgam, she will try to impress you with trees.

Zenwipgam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Zenwipgam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Never talk about gravity near dolphins while wearing red trousers and balancing six silicon spheres on your face.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Zenwipgam in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must pray to Zenwipgam seven times a day.