Timbellfob is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet goat.

Timbellfob created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timbellfob, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Timbellfob, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Timbellfob's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Timbellfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Timbellfob's priests.

2. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Timbellfob on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat bark.