Rilsannuttgungesshigqueegsug Mitgid is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful squid.

Rilsannuttgungesshigqueegsug Mitgid created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilsannuttgungesshigqueegsug Mitgid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rilsannuttgungesshigqueegsug Mitgid, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rilsannuttgungesshigqueegsug Mitgid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rilsannuttgungesshigqueegsug Mitgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Run away if nine turtles approach from the south.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near seals while wearing orange scarves and balancing five copper spheres on your neck.

5. Never write about amino acids.