Weequatnellsan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering naga.

Weequatnellsan created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weequatnellsan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Weequatnellsan, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Weequatnellsan's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Weequatnellsan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Weequatnellsan must be the most important thing in your life.